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Monday, August 18, 2008

Dear diary,

ok lol heres the post u guys have been asking for lol (finally) haha kk firstly im very very sorry for not posting in such a long time lol hmmm (4 days?) hahaa, oh well coz i was very busy over the week (due to a math coursework) and over the weekend (HW), with another busy week starting frm wed (coz of my core math coursework).
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Ok, this part is to confirm that there is NO first lady of Nalanji! (who the hell ever thought there was one! wtp!) hello? im still underaged :) heehee
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Ms Kindergaten
ok so once again, we have successfully sent off another LAB teacher.....seee lol i predicted tht before, she was going to leave lol! presumably because of 3.11? haha lol but most likely coz shes new la....probably not really ready for teaching yet! haaha oh well now bose, herxog and bulldog gotta handle the entire level for 2 subject, lol on top of tht still gt more courseworks to mark (coz priyam dumped her load on bose and the others when she left).....hahaa so dun gt pissed at bose if she seeems a little "short-fused" this week....we shld at least try to understand lol. oh yea and the best thing is that our class only had one class with her lol. and lol coz colin was absent for the week when she was around, he never even had ANY lesson with her LOL hahaha nice one.. ;) XD
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ok so Singapore got their first silver medal in 48 yrs yesterday! WOOHOO!! WOOT! lol the award ceremony was so nice lol........gt S'pore flag being raised lol! yay :), oh btw i should update u guys on the TEAM NALANJI medal tally, wait, i mean GOLD madal tally co zwe have no silvers or bronzes.... i guess too imba liao :) oh wait no we do hv one silver lol so its: Gold: 23 Silver: 1 Bronze: 0 yay! GO teamNALANJI! XD
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Lol today was quite funny coz in the morning suddenly gt that Kurt guy that helped out in the MUN back in July come to our class to call the kosovo team to go up on stage later to shake drongs hands hahah! how random lol! like wad 5 weeks after teh MUN den ask us to go up? lol so out of the blue...but ooh well it was still fun heehee :)
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On a side note, we beat Saint andrews (is it?) 39-0 in rugby! lol! WOOT! haha gold medal! :) hope we get a holiday lolx
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ok lol so thts about it heehee i jus realized this post, in trying to capsulate all the so called major events over the past 4 days has been rather random lol heehee oh well... ok cya on another day...most probably after cmath is over? till then....

Keep Happy,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

7:02 AM

Tuesday, August 12, 2008



The Nalanji 2012 Logo was just unveiled, in a press conference by the National Olympic Council to much fanfare and excitement. The logo comprises of a stylised word "nalanji" so as to symbolise the famous tourist landmark of Nalanji, Mount San Barino, in Duxton, Nalanji, and its infamous 5 peaks, making it both a meaningful and modern symbol for the 2012 Olympic Games.

Live Now! Breaking News:
NALANJI 2012 Press Conference


12/08/08
Narveda, Nalanji
~ Nalanji National Olympic Council Building ~

Nalanji Airways Inc. is proud to be awarded the Official Airline contract for the 2012 Nalanji Olympic Games.

5:16 AM


So today went rather smoothly i guess, though i gt stressed out durin the amath period coursewrok coz i couldnt firgure Q2 in the stipulated time! lol :) which i did la after a while....thank god lol :) and also coz my stupid graphmatica didnt want to save any of my files lol.

Yea, nothin much for today except that we had our first real lesson with ms kindergaten (as clementi puts it lol), and haha wht a ride it was! and kirby is now lucy! ;) i can see where this is goin lor....same as the way priyam was treated. no one was really listenin in class except for the front few, namely ZW, charles, weiyang, sj, and The Democratic Republic Of Nalanji and maybe kartik lol (since his being hit on by the teacher anyways)! Qoute: "u are a very handsome boy"- Ms kindergaten

lol! kk i go eat dinner now cya guys tmr!

And oh yea, rmrbr to catch Tao Li (again) at 7:02 pm, 2nite for her 200m butterfly heats!

Keep Happy,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

2:19 AM


Isnt it so serene and beautiful? haha...nice caption! ~ Destination Sun ~

2:17 AM

Monday, August 11, 2008


LOL! heres the pic clement and i took at candy empire....go omh! ....haha. its nt very clear lol and i cant edit it any further coz it only makes it worse so gotta make do with this!

see where Martin Photo Studios(C) TM gets u when u hire them! hahaaha, so when u want to get a photographer service u noe who not to go to....heheee and of coz....who to GO to:

Me,

Josh.Of.Nalanji (XD)

7:16 AM

Sunday, August 10, 2008

ok lol i just finished filing my CAS and typing my AEFs and logs, after spending close to no less than 10 hrs on them.....lol, coz i was slackin here and there :) anyways, all that is needed are the signatures of the teachers.......oh noez can u imagine if they reject them!! :O shock! all my time! lol wasted.....oh well, they should approve la. i realized ive got close to 60 extra CAS hrs (no POC needed heehee... :) lol, anyone want to buy some? price is negotiable XD

kk anyways i forgot to tell u guys abt my mock piano exam on national day....well i passed....
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lol Josh.Of.Nalanji actually passed his music exam! hooray! WOOT! lolz
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lolx k lets pray i pass the REAL one first den we celebrate :P

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This holiday has been sianzzz
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oh btw, take part in the singapore 2010 logo design competition! go try lol its at:

www.singapore2010.com.sg/logo

oh yea, lol and once again, i was amazed at NDP'08, lol it gets me every single year, the performance of the NDP songs at teh last part and the fireworks always gets me amazed and wowing lol, and to a small extent (patriotic??) heehee....anyways..GO SINGAPORE!!! and also best ok luck to Tao Li tmr morning when she competes at the 100m butterfly FINALS!! at beijing, will be supporting her! u guys should too lol since this is the first time a "singaporean" got into teh swimming finals of any olympic!! oh btw shes only 18 and broke thee asian record twice, once on sat (at the heats) and anotehr time, today (at the semis). how pro rite! :) Go TaoLi! Singapore is behind u!! heehe hope she brings a medal home.....

cia,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

6:04 AM

Friday, August 8, 2008

Josh.Of.Nalanji is watching this historic moment live channel 5! woah! how grand and splendid man! lol :)

5:28 AM


so yea today we had celebrations is school for national day. lol the "connect singapore" totally failed haha so out of shape. anyways the best part was of coz, as u can guess, community screaming, oh did i say screaming? lol haha i luv screaming in these type of occasions. we were like screamin our hearts and lungs out lol and weiyang whacked me again :( lol anyways watch out charles....u and ur super dam high pitched voice (go challenge ryan in classs some day i wan to see which of u 2 higher heehee ;)

lol den after wards we clement and mart and i went vivo to hv lunch and watch money no enough. lol tht movie i tell u is a very VERY gd one :) the first part may be quite loose and maybe boring sometimes but after tht it caught up and became very moving at a number of occasions...hmmm how moving? haha to the point when we all cried? heehee yea its quite a sad and touching movie basically about filial piety to their very old and ever so kind, non-complaining mother who in the end sacrificed her life by pulling out her tube of life in the hospital jus so to safe her selfish's son's daughter, and of coz the theme of money not being enough la! so yea some funny parts but mostly touchy moments. ok i shall not spoil it further but i reccomend it to every one!! lol go watch it coz it will not be a waste of money.

i found out that i actually learnt quite a few lessons from this movie! yay like how family is money and many more realizations and understanding of how old people actually feel when treated in such a bad way (like in the show one of her sons made her stay in the toilet and live there, so there was this scene when she as jus basically home alone , as her son and wife and daughter went out for a movie, and she was sitting on the toilet bowl stuffing herself with vegetables (presumably her dinner),and sobbing quietly, and because when u grow old you tend to lose control over your bladder she sat there without her pants so tht if she pee-ed she wouldn’t get scolded or anything, the worst thing is that she never complained or anything and just said that everything was fine for fear of troubling her children.) how sad rite? lol so yea remember to always rmbr how much your parents sacrifice for u and next time before u talk back or get angry at them, think twice. so yea this are like a few of the lessons ive manage to lean from this movie of abt 2hrs. so go watch it!! before it disappears from the cinemas.

In Deep Thoughts,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

4:48 AM

Thursday, August 7, 2008

lol this year we totally fail pls, we rented the machine at 300 bucks but only gt abt 200, yea so we lost abt 100 bucks....so sad lol cannot giv to charities now.

lol anyways there was this stupid jerk tht punched wenkai during the charity cafe. gd thing fkm was there, like how coincidental la! lol of coz tht guy gt screwed uoside down lol haha retribution. some people reallly ar......haiz.

anyways today i did my bio presentation. though i was pissed with her for being so "inflexible" in a sense, lol im happy coz all my courseowrkzz for now, are DONE!! yay!! :) smilezzz....

Keep Happy,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

2:00 AM


Well basically you should have been there when michael recited teh poem written by the ever so pro in lit, chindian (weiyang in case u didnt noe i was referin to him) lol. i dont noe but it was the first time i ever felt so touched by a poem. i dont noe whether its coz michael read it or beacues of the sad reason of why shes leavin (we were bad, i was bad to her :( , or jus coz of the words. she looked very very touched like almost gonna cry, and for me this was the first time lol i tot i felt my heart responding to the poem i dunno how to say it but.....oh well, it was a very touching scene, with michael infront of a bunch of us outside the staff room facing madam and reciting it to her line by line. each line seemed to be so full of meaning, like really an explosion of feelingz and emotionz.

ok after which we presented to her an address book tht ben brought and yea im very very sure she was touched lol. den she came to our class and took a pic of all of us (well, 0ne thrid of the class) coz the otehrs were at the SAC lol. anyways heres the wonderful poem by weiyang:


Language Arts Teachers Imagining a School

(Homage to Children Imagining a Hospital)

for Miss Priyam

I would like cheerful and warm students,

With inquisitive minds and a vivid imagination;

A beautiful school, with a large staff office;

A large library with two floors, with

Small, cozy classrooms, named after

My favourite literary writers.

A staff lounge with all sorts of treats:

Coffee, tea, snacks for those rainy days

When I have to stay up marking

Too many examination scripts by the next day

for not-too eager students.

A place where I can inspire.

But most of all,

I would like to have nice students.

They don’t have to be smart,

Or share my views, or love the subject,

(although it doesn’t hurt).

But I just want them to learn,

To benefit from my teaching

I wouldn’t mind if

They scored “Fs” when I begun teaching them;

Neither would I mind if

They don’t know how to construct sentences;

As long as I can help them to do better;

To just help them grow in knowledge and in character,

Just to leave a mark on their lives as students,

That would be enough.

Written by members of the class of 3.10 Nehemiah ’08,

Wishing Miss Priyam good luck and God’s blessings in her future endeavors.

ok maybe when u read this poem u may not feel wht i described (very hard to put it in words) but when read out by michael i dont noe, but it sounded perfect!) lol. I never ever thought tht a poem or rather words just words could express so much, hmm now i noe :) jus how powerful a poem is. it jus an amazing moment simply to put it. i dunno abt u guys who were there but i was jus amazed and simply blown away by emotion. haaha. anyways i find tht we were really very bad to her and i jus wish that she may forget the very horible past few months here and really jus start anew. :) gd luck madam!

Best Wishes,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

1:05 AM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

lol anyways congrats to Ms chia and mdm yong for becomin DPs of our sch (qoute drong: godly number attained :)

anyways back to the point abt this post. today after sch at abt 5.30 i took 74 to sunset way and then waited there for bus 75 to come, which eventually came like after 5 mins. ok when we were boarding teh bus there appeared this rather on teh round side guy abt 40+years old (malay guy) but not really fat (which is why i gt angry as u will read later) who literaly pushed aside teh woman that was in front of him so that he could board first. that women fell down and he didnt give a hoot.

i was behind tht jerk and so boarded after him. in the bus, there were no emtpty seats except for the 2 side by side right in the front. needless to say tht guy took them and after fitting in into the left seat, he saw me moving towards the empty one next to him and staright away he put his huge thigh (im tellin u HUGE) onto half of the other seat!! like wtp! so he had 1 half seats now. i decided to still sit down on teh half. as i sat he told me to get off (mumbled that), so i pretended to not hear it. after which i politely asked him to "pls move in", which as u can guess he daoed and continued using his hp and not moving. lol this really pissed me off. it was not his bus, not his seat, not his right after all!

so i began to try to provoke him lol. i pretended to dig into my bag to look for smth and everytime i moved my arm while "looking" for something i would swing my elbow very abruptly and hit his arm taht was holding his handphone (which was protruding over half my body- so fat!), so taht in the end for abt 2 mins it was like continous hitting him so he could not hold his hp still lol. so i think he gt a little pissed, but still didnt budge his big body.

so since i couldnt move him i decided to just stick with teh situation and work it out. lol i decided to go forward, (his arm becomes behind my back) and tehn use it as a cushoin lol , which btw worked very well coz of al the fats :) lol anyways so yea i was leaning on his arm for teh rest of teh journey so that i coudl at least sit decently with some space, untill all of a sudden he bumped me up with all his strength lol i almost fell outta my seat! tht time i became so pissed i just tried to push him back into his own seat! (which of coz is totally impossible given his size) lol so i was liek a applyin immense pressure on him until i felt liek i felt his breathing like yuck lolso fat....but i was srsyly pissed so much so tht i could inflict this much hurt on a total stranger, mind you i was oushing in his body quite powerfully lol.

anyways after a while he relented a bit and got a little more space to at least sit properly for teh remaining time of the bus journey. tehn as i left lol i left him a piece of paper (threw it on his big fat lap), lol i had written on tht piece of paper during teh time when i gt peace. so i put it infront of him and deboarded my bus....hmmm ill not say wht i wrote lol but yea i got off and im still pissed with him lol.

C u soon,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

5:59 AM

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

lol anyways im super stressed up over music exams at the moment although i noe i noe those grade 8ers will say otherwise. ok haha now lets hear song jing's and my fav song of the week:

http://www.ndp.org.sg/articles/theme_songs/theme_songs.php

heehee :)

ps: try singin this to zeng rong in class and see wht he does to u.... ;)

Keep Happy,

Josh.Of.Nalanji

3:01 AM


check it out at their website, www.emirates.com
anyways to coolest part of their new cabins are their first class shower spas, take a look at their video:

A World First-Shower Spas inflight! by Emirates' new A380-

www.emirates.com/english/flying/our_fleet/emirates_a380/a380_video.aspx

Have fun!

Josh.Of.Nalanji

btw, see my flickr! :) www.flickr.com/joshuapics

2:50 AM


Nalanji Airways selects the all-new A330-200F to expand cargo operations
o5 August 2008

Nalanji Airways , has signed a firm order with Airbus for the acquisition of two A330-200 Freighter aircraft. An engine choice has not been made yet. The two aircraft will be part of a leasing deal with A330-200F customer, BOC Aviation, (formerly known as SALE- Singapore Aircraft Leasing Enterprise), with deliveries of its first A330-200F starting in late 2010.

With an important cargo market potential, Nalanji Airways intends to establish direct links between Nalanji and long haul markets such as North America, India, China, Japan and South-East Asia.
“By opting for the A330-200F for our operations, we start with the most modern cargo aircraft available on the market in its category. The A330-200F offers superior economics, operational flexibility and overall better value for money what made it the logical choice for Alis and its shareholders,” said Joshua Tay, founder and CEO of Nalanji Airways . “We are fully convinced that the A330-200 Freighter aircraft will greatly contribute to our development plans and allow us to operate the most modern and efficient fleet of cargo aircraft in Italy”.
Airbus Chief Operating Officer Customers, John Leahy said, “We are proud to have been selected as Nalanji Airways ’s strategic partner in this exciting new project with our all-new A330-200F. This is another endorsement for our game changing A330 Freighter and a recognition of the opportunities the A330F offers carriers who want to run a flexible and optimized freighter operation on mid to long haul routes”.
The A330-200F is the latest addition to the very popular A330 Family of which over 540 aircraft are presently in service with more than 70 operators worldwide. This extensive operator base will greatly facilitate the entry into service of the new all-cargo variant into existing A330 fleets. As for all Airbus aircraft currently in production, the A330-200F will also benefit from Airbus’ unique full operational commonality. The now well recognised Airbus Fly-By-Wire technology also enables faster pilot transitioning to and from other Airbus aircraft, both passenger and freighter.
The A330-200F can carry up to 64 metric tonnes over 4,000 nautical miles/7400 km in its standard version. When selecting the optional payload mode operators can carry 69 metric tonnes up to 3,200 nautical miles/5930km. These range and payload capabilities will enable operators to grow their business by opening up or extending cargo routes currently operated. Thanks to an optimized fuselage cross-section, it has the interior flexibility to carry a wide variety of pallet and container sizes for maximum interlining capability, offering 30 percent more volume than any freighter in its class. Total firm orders for the aircraft stand at 77 from nine customers.

2:42 AM

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